So bad, because I love your cock. 好坏 因为我爱你的鸡巴
Baby... 宝贝.…
A butterfly! 一只蝴蝶！
Lick me! 舔我！
Look how hard I get just from turning on the camera. 瞧我光是开个相机就变得有多硬
I want to suck your dick. 我想给你口
"You'll go no more, lovely butterfly!" “你无处可去了 可爱的蝴蝶！”
Such a sweet cunt. 真是个可爱的阴部
Come, I want to suck your cock. 来吧 我想给你口交
Suck it, my Messalina! 吸吧 我的麦瑟琳娜*！ *罗马皇帝克劳狄乌斯第三任妻子
- Emi, are you sleeping? - Yes, leave us alone! - 艾米 你睡了吗? -是的 别烦我们！
- Take it all in. - Don't forget to fill my prescription. - 全部吃下去 -别忘了给我配药
At the pharmacy! 在药房！
The little one hasn't sanitised and she's touching her toys! 小家伙还没做清洁 可她已经在碰她的玩具了！
- Send her to bed, it's late. - Let her play! -送她上床睡觉 已经很晚了 -让她玩吧！
Just go. 快走吧
Don't say I didn't tell you! 别说我没告诉你！
I want you to fuck me! 我要你操我！
- Shit, get back up! - Let me suck it again. - 该死 退后！ -让我再吸一次
It will get hard in my cunt. 它会在我的小穴里硬起来
Get the fuck in! 他妈的给我进来！
Fuck me, don't play around! 快操我 别瞎闹了！
- Your ass is killing me. - Like that. -你的屁股快把我逼疯了 -就像这样
Harder! 用力点!
I love it when you fuck me. 我喜欢你操我的感觉
I adore you! 我喜欢你!
I'm your slut! Harder! 我是你的小婊子! 用力点！
Fuck me! 操我！
Come inside, shoot it all in! 射进来 全都射进来！
BAD LUCK BANGING OR LOONY PORN 倒霉性爱 发狂黄片
a sketch for a popular film 一部关于人气小视频的喜剧小品
"No one understands that the world is sinking on the ocean of Time" “无人知晓世界正在时间的汪洋上沉没”
"that is so very deep and infested" “如此流毒深远”
"with those huge crocodiles called decrepitude and death." ”与那些被唤为衰老和死亡的巨大鳄鱼一道” 《摩诃婆罗多》XII.28.43
Part I One-way street 第一部分 单行道
I'm done with the "We will never forget you". “我们永远不会忘记你”太老套了
So arrogant. 很傲慢
- What else, then? - No idea. - 那还能选什么? -不知道
How about "We'll try to never forget you"? 那”我们会尝试永远不忘记你”怎么样？
Or at least "sometimes". 或者至少加个“有时候”
We had an apprentice last year. 我们去年有个学徒
- That idiot? - Yes. He took an order. - 那个白痴? -是的 他接了一个单子
A wreath with a ribbon reading "Rest in peace" on both sides. 要做一个带丝带的花环 两面都写“安息”
So he wrote on it: "Rest in peace on both sides"! 结果他在上面写：“（两面）双方都安息吧”！
- How much? - 20 lei. - 多少钱? -20列伊
Here. 给
Thanks. 谢谢
Have a good day! 祝你今天愉快！
My Jesus 我的上帝
Hello. 你好
- Mrs. Cănuță? - Yes, she's inside. - 卡奴塔夫人? -在 她在里面
Who's that? - 那是谁?
- Nice mask. - Thank you. -口罩不错 -谢谢
- Emi! - Hello. - 艾米! -你好
Thank you so much! 非常感谢!
- Freckles! - Yes, dear. -雀斑女! -在 亲爱的
- Put these in water. - Over there. - 把这些插到水里 -那边
Come on in. 进来吧
- Hi. - Hello. - 嗨 -你好
Have a seat. 请坐
Right. 好
We were never friends. 我们从来就不是朋友
The dog was a Secret Service officer. 这条狗是特勤局官员
A Major, higher in rank than his trainer. 少校 军衔比他的教练高
It made everyone on set laugh. 在场的每个人都笑了
- I was afraid to feed him. - Why? - 我不敢喂他 -为什么？
He weighed 42 kilos. I was just a kid. 他体重42公斤 我那时还是个孩子
She doesn't smell that bad. She's your grandma! 她没那么难闻 她是你奶奶！
- It could be the last time you see her. - Take off your mask! -这可能是你最后一次见她 -摘下你的口罩！
See if she's alright. 看看她有没有事
She's throwing up! 她在呕吐！
- You clean it! - Let all the bad stuff out. - 你来清理! -把所有的坏东西都吐出来
- Good girl. - I should go. - 好姑娘 -我该走了
No, let's go to the balcony. 不 我们去阳台吧
- Freckles, some coffee! - Sure. - 雀斑女 来点咖啡! -好的
She smells terrible, she can't hold it in anymore. 她太难闻了 她憋不住了
I almost think she would be better off... 我都快觉得她最好…
I wanted to talk about the meeting. 我想谈谈会议的事
It's out of my hands. The parents called the meeting. 这不是我能控制的 是父母召集的会议
The ladies are served! Freckled coffee! 女士们! 雀斑咖啡来了！
- How sweet. - Thank you. -太好了 -谢谢
They got meeting-crazy, despite the social distancing rules. 尽管有社交隔离的规定 他们还是疯狂开会
- Once they get a stupid idea - - That's just it. - 他们一有愚蠢的想法... -就是这样
The more idiotic an opinion, the more important it is. 一个观点越愚蠢 它就越重要
Tight shoes hurt more than good ones. 太紧的鞋比好鞋更伤人
I wanted to - 我想说…
- To say the video has been taken down. -…视频已经被删除了
- I didn't upload it. - I know. - 不是我上传的 -我知道
Can you prove it was uploaded by the guys at the repair shop? 你能证明是修理店的人上传的吗？
The IT people are notorious wankers. 搞IT的都是臭名昭著的卑鄙小人
I knew you wouldn't expose yourself on the Internet. 我知道你不会在网上暴露自己
I can't prove it. 我没有证据
Actually, Eugen uploaded it. 事实上是尤金上传的
Eugen? What got into him? 尤金? 他搞什么?
I gave him hell for it, but... 我痛斥了他一顿 但是…
Coffee? 咖啡？
We'll discuss it, see what happens next. 我们会讨论一下 看看接下来会发生什么
I think it's good to explain things to the parents. 我认为给父母一些解释比较好
We don't want a scandal or media hubbub. 我们不想看到丑闻或媒体大肆报道
Eat my cunt! 吃我的逼吧！
- I think Ladybug is real. - Bumblebee is even more real! - 我认为瓢虫是真的 -大黄蜂更真!
- How do you know? - Anca told me so. -你怎么知道? -安卡告诉我的
Bye-bye, Mall! We'll come again! 再见 购物中心! 我们会再来的！
Anca told me so. 安卡告诉我的
Fuck off! 滚开！
Is she asleep yet? 她睡着了吗？
I told you I have a parent-teacher meeting. 我告诉过你我有个家长教师见面会
I don't know. 我不知道
Tell her I'm buying her a toy. 告诉她我会给她买个玩具
Eugen will pick her up later. 尤金一会儿会去接她
Has she eaten? 她吃饭了吗？
Did you keep your mask on? 你一直戴着口罩吗?
I asked you to keep your mask on around her. 我叫你在她身边时一直记得把口罩戴上
Spare me. 拜托
Has she watched TV? 她看电视了吗？
I'll return something. 我要退点东西
- How much is this? - 5,99 lei. - 多少钱? -5.99列伊
Let me see what I can give up. 我看看我有什么不要的
Make up your mind, we're all waiting. 快决定 我们都在等你
I paid with meal tickets and they won't cover it. 我拿餐票付的钱 但没法用
We don't care. 我们不在乎
Hurry up, it's not our fault. 快点 这又不是我们的错
Is it my fault I'm poor? 我穷难道是我的错吗？
You think I'm happy when I can't even afford a beer? 你以为我连啤酒都买不起我很开心吗？
Not all of us are swimming in money. 有不是所有人都那么有钱
Seriously! 说真的！
Then stand aside and go boo-hoo about how poor you are. 那你站一边去抱怨你有多穷好吗
- Let me finish. - Will you give me my life back? - 让我说完 -你能把我的人生还给我吗？
Besides, we were six in line, 而且我们这儿排了六个人
and you should open a checkout if there's more than four. 如果超过四个 你就应该再开个收银台
And you wear your mask pulled down! 还有你没戴好口罩!
- Leave her alone! - Fuck off. -别烦她了! -滚
File a complaint, it's not my fault. 有本事去投诉 这有不是我的错
It's never anyone's fault! We're all innocent. 这不是任何人的错! 我们都是无辜的
- You're blocking the sidewalk. - I know. - 你挡住人行道了 -我知道
Please park somewhere else. 请把车停在别的地方
Five minutes, I'm waiting for someone. 就停五分钟 我在等人
So wait off the sidewalk. 别在人行道上等
- Or I'll call the police. - Really? - 不然我就报警了 -认真的吗？
Who will you call if I fuck your mother? 如果我上了你妈 你会打给谁？
- I'm being polite. - I don't want to be polite! -我有在保持礼貌 - 而我不想礼貌！
Suck my cock and write your mum. 吸我的屌然后给你妈写信吧
Fuck off before I spit in your informer mug. 在我朝你那告密者嘴脸上吐口水之前给我滚
Go fuck yourself, wanker! 去你妈的 混蛋！
Suck my dick! 吸我的屌去吧！
You can't even afford a car! Go call the police! 你连辆车都买不起! 去报警啊！
Fuck your broke ass. 操你的 穷逼
Zipper repair 拉链修理
I like it deep 我喜欢深一点
Hello. 你好
What? 什么？
Wait, there's an ambulance. 等等 有辆救护车
Just a sec, Eugen. 等一下 尤金
What? 什么？
It's online again? You took it down! 视频又上线了? 你不是把它删了吗！
On PornHub again? 又上PornHub了？
On a blog? 在一个博客上？
So someone saved it and reuploaded it? 所以有人存了视频又重传了？
What can we do? 我们能怎么办?
- Let's call the police. - Fucking jackpot! -我们报警吧 -真他妈的的走运！
Way to go! 倒霉！
Did you contact the blogger? 你联系那个博主了吗？
Let me know if he replies. 如果他回复了请告诉我
What? 什么？
Is it the whole film? 是整段视频吗？
All of it? I see. 整段? 我明白了
I told the headmistress you uploaded it. 我告诉校长是你上传的
Just so you cover for me in case someone calls you. 要是有人打电话给你 你得帮我打个掩护
Bye. 再见
Vote our team. 为我们的团队投票
They've been increasing the Intelligence budget 他们一直在增加情报部门的预算
and slashing budgets for Education, Culture, and Health. 削减教育、文化和健康方面的预算
True, Mr. Sergiu. 没错 谢尔久先生
And why won't anyone make a film about those children? 为什么没有人拍一部关于那些孩子的电影?
- What children? - The ones in the transplant scandal. -什么孩子? -那些器官移植丑闻中的孩子
How can a celebrity do that? 名人怎么能做这种事呢？
Cut in front of dying children on the transplant waiting list? 在等待器官移植的垂死儿童面前插队？
Who are we to judge? 我们凭什么去评判？
They let children die so they could live! 他们让孩子去送死 好让他们自己活下去！
Maybe we'd do the same. 也许我们也会这么做
- I, for one, wouldn't. - You never know. - 我就不会 -谁知道呢
When I was little, in my grandma's village - 当我还小的时候 在我奶奶的村子里
Mask on your muzzle, please! 请戴上口罩！
A dam broke. 大坝决堤了
People were running from the rushing water. 人们逃跑躲避洪水
No one cared about anyone else. 没人关心其他人
That's completely different. 这完全是两码事
In the rush of a flood, you lose your reason. 在洪水的冲击下 你失去了理智
A transplant gives you time to think. 移植手术则让你有时间思考
You think anyone told them 你觉得会有人告诉他们
"Here's your kidney, here's the kid who will die"? ”这是你的肾 这是快死的孩子”吗？
They got paid and made the appointment. 他们收了钱 做了预约
"Maestro, come now, we have a compatible kidney." “大师 来吧 我们有个相配的肾”
"I'll stop by my church first to have the priest bless me." “我会先去教堂请牧师为我祝福”
就在安提姆修道院 作者: Antim
A Xanax, please. 请给我一片阿普唑仑
- Prescription? - I just want one pill. - 处方? -我只要一片药
I'm in a stressful situation and I need to calm down. 我现在压力很大 需要冷静下来
I'm not allowed to. I can give you something plant-based. 我不能给你开 我可以给你一些植物性药物
It's scientifically proven incense combats cancer. 科学证明熏香可以抗癌
And no one got COVID from the Eucharist spoon. 而且没人因为接触圣餐勺得新冠
It carries no bacteria, it's a mystery. 它不带菌 这是个谜
Sweet lady! 亲爱的女士!
- I'm here to fill your sails! - Leave me alone! -我是来给你张满帆的! -别烦我！
Please, from a wandering sailor. 拜托了 来自一个漂泊的水手
Leave me alone, what's wrong with you? 别烦我 你有什么毛病？
Leave me alone! 让我一个人待着！
Hello. 你好
Can't you ask again? 你不能再问一次吗？
How did he get the pictures, though? 他是怎么得到这些照片的？
So how - 那怎么—
"Porn Teacher"? Great. “色情老师”? 太”好“了
Do something, they could fire me! 做点什么吧 他们会开除我！
I wasn't yelling, Eugen. 我没有大喊大叫 尤金
I never said it was your fault. 我从没说过这是你的错
Don't get paranoid. 别疑神疑鬼的
Bye. 再见
Edgar Lee Masters' Spoon River Anthology! 埃德加·李·马斯特斯的《斯彭河文集》！
- Yes. - So timely for this pandemic. 15 lei. -没错 -对于这场疫情来说太应景了 15列伊
Do you know Charles Reznikoff? 你知道查尔斯·瑞兹尼可夫吗？
He has a huge poetry book, Testimony, 他有一本很厚的诗集《证词》
a sort of anthology of all the horrors of the late... 一本关于恐怖事件的文集…
...late 19th century. …事件发生在19世纪晚期
Sounds interesting. Can I see it? 听起来很有趣 我能看看吗？
No, I don't... have it here. 不 我这里…没有
But if you'd like, we can... 但如果你想看 我们可以…
- Tomorrow... - No need, thank you. - 明天... -不用了 谢谢
- Over a coffee? - No, thanks. - 喝杯咖啡? -不了 谢谢
I'm on the fucking crossing! 我他妈的在人行横道！
Fuck off, faggot, I'll run you over! 滚开 娘炮 我要碾死你！
It's a pedestrian crossing, twerp! 那是人行道 傻逼!
- So run me over! - Fuck off, asshole! -那就开车撞我啊! -滚开 混蛋！
Listen, man. 听着 伙计
In '87, a worker spread around 800 anti-Communist manifestos. 1987年 一名工人发表了大约800份反共宣言
Every single one got reported to the Secret Police. 每一份都被报告给了秘密警察
"I think it's metabolic, it's not what she eats." “我认为这是新陈代谢的问题 和她吃了什么无关“
"Nonsense," said the doctor. “胡说，”医生说
"Have you seen pictures from Yemen or Somalia?" “你看过也门或索马里的照片吗?”
"Or of the survivors of the camps at Auschwitz or Treblinka?" “看过奥斯维辛集中营或特雷布林卡集中营的幸存者的照片吗?”
"Yes, I saw photos." “是的 我看过照片”
"And did you see any fat people there?" “你在那儿看到胖子了吗?”
- What's that on your t-shirt? - A kamikaze, a Japanese pilot. - 你T恤上印是什么? -神风特攻队 日本飞行员
The ones with the suicide missions. 那些带着自杀任务的人
The tokkōtai were actually forced into it. 神风特攻队队员实际上是被强行征兵的
University students were forced to become kamikaze. 大学生被迫成为神风特攻队队员
The ones in Sciences could get out of it, 理科生可以逃过一劫
the ones in Humanities were considered disposable. 文科生就被草菅人命
- So I'd be safe with Economy. - Try Computer Science to be sure. - 所以经济舱对我来说是安全的 -试试计算机科学吧
Part II Short dictionary of anecdotes, signs, and wonders 第二部分 轶事、符号和奇迹的短字典
[23rd of August] [8月23日]
As Romania ended its alliance with Nazi Germany 1944年8月23日 罗马尼亚结束了
to join the Allies on August 23rd 1944, 与纳粹德国的联盟 加入了同盟国
a newspaper prepared two issues. 一家报纸准备了两期
The headline of one read "Long live Stalin!" 其中一期的标题是《斯大林万岁!》
The other one, "Long live Hitler!" 另一期是《希特勒万岁!》
[Aboriginies] [土著]
Persons of little worth who burden the soil of newly discovered countries. 在新发现的国家里为土地增添负担的没什么价值的人
They soon cease to burden; 它们很快就不再增添负担了
they fertilize. 转而使土地肥沃
[Truth] [真理]
truth itself stepped / among men, 人间的/真理本身
right into the / metaphor-flurry 直接迈入/一系列隐喻
[Military] [军队]
The Romanian Military was one of the means of repression against civilians: 罗马尼亚军队是镇压平民的手段之一：
in the 1848 Revolution, the 1907 Peasants' Revolt, 1848年革命 1907年农民起义
ethnic and political persecution after World War I, 第一次世界大战后的种族和政治迫害
the extermination of Roma and Jews during World War II, 第二次世界大战期间灭绝罗姆人和犹太人
and the shooting of the first revolutionaries in 1989. 以及1989年枪杀第一批革命者
[Blonde jokes] [关于金发女郎的玩笑]
E.g.: A nudist blonde is surprised by a bull. 裸体主义金发女郎会被公牛吓到
After a while, she grows tired and says: 过了一会儿 她累了 说：
I'd rather have a calf than a heart attack. 我宁愿生一头小牛也不要心脏病发作
[Money] [金钱]
Money, bitch! 钱 婊子!
[Bookshelf] [书架]
Out of the libraries Emerge the butchers 从图书馆中走出屠夫
[The Romanian Orthodox Church] [罗马尼亚东正教会]
Close to all dictatorships, 接近所有的独裁统治
the Church is one of the most trusted institutions. 教会是最值得信赖的机构之一
In 1989, when revolutionaries sought shelter from Army bullets, 1989年 当革命者视图躲避军队的子弹
the Cathedral kept its doors closed. 大教堂一直关着门
O Holy Fascist Youth, Hearts of steel, souls like lilies, 神圣的法西斯青年 钢铁般的心灵 灵魂如百合花
Unstoppable spring rush, Eyes like Carpathian lakes. 不可阻挡的春潮 眼睛像喀尔巴阡湖
Our arms fiercely raise ever higher Cornerstones for eternal altars, 我们的双臂激烈地举起更高的基石作为永恒的祭坛
Made of stone, sea and fire And the blood of our Dacian ancestors. 由石头 海洋和火焰组成 还有我们达西亚祖先的血液
The Guard and the Captain turn us into iron hawks, 卫兵和队长把我们变成了铁鹰
The Guard, the Captain, and the Divine Archangel. 卫兵 队长 神圣的大天使
[House of the People] [下议院]
[Ceaușescu] [齐奥塞斯库]
Dictator of Romania since 1965, executed in the 1989 Revolution. 罗马尼亚自1965年起的独裁者 在1989年革命中被处决
Back in 5 minutes 5分钟后回来
[Cinema] [电影]
We have learned in school the story of the Gorgon Medusa 我们在学校学过蛇发女怪美杜莎的故事
whose face was so horrible that the sheer sight of it 她的脸是如此可怕 以至于一看到她
turned man and beasts into stone. 人和野兽就会变成石头
When Athena instigated Perseus to slay the monster, 当雅典娜唆使珀尔修斯杀死怪物时
she warned him never to look at its face 她警告他不要看它的脸
but only at its mirror reflection in the polished shield. 只要看它在光滑盾牌上的镜面反射
Following her advice Perseus cut off Medusa's head. 按照她的建议 珀尔修斯砍下了美杜莎的头
The moral is that we do not, and cannot, see actual horrors 这个故事告诉我们 我们没有 也不可能看到真正的恐怖
because they paralyze us with blinding fear; 因为他们用使人盲目的恐惧麻痹我们
and that we shall know what they look like 我们会知道它们长什么样
only by watching images which reproduce their appearance. 只能通过观察重现它们的外在
The cinema screen is Athena's polished shield. 银幕是雅典娜擦亮的盾牌
[Competition] [比赛]
The Shah of Persia, visiting England, declined the invitation to a horse race 正在英国访问的波斯国王拒绝了参加赛马的邀请
saying he knew very well that one horse runs faster than another. 说他很清楚一匹马跑得比另一匹快
[Children] [儿童]
Political prisoners of their parents. 他们父母的政治犯
...And let us go to war, children! …让我们开战吧 孩子们！
[Kitchen] [厨房]
As in "Women belong in the kitchen". “女人属于厨房”
[Christmas] [圣诞节]
The Einsatzkommando IIB, located in Simferopol, Russia, 特别行动小组IIB 位于俄罗斯辛菲罗波尔
is ordered to kill 3.000 Jews and Roma before Christmas. 接到命令 要在圣诞节前 杀死3000名犹太人和罗姆人
The order is executed with great speed, 命令执行得很快
to allow the troops to celebrate Christ's birth. 以允许军队庆祝基督的诞生
[Culture] [文化]
A citizen: "Shame on you! You call this culture?" 一个市民说：“你真可耻！你管这叫文化？”
"No wonder the education system is a mess." “难怪教育系统一团糟”
"Out of taxpayers' money?!" “用纳税人的钱? !”
"Degenerates!" “不要脸的家伙!”
[Luxury] [奢侈品]
Is this natural? I hope you don't sell fakes. 这是自然的吗? 我希望你不卖假货
Natural, of course. Arctic fox. 当然是天然的 是北极狐
[Teeth] [牙齿]
A Romanian worker in Italy extracted two of his own teeth as he couldn't afford the dentist 一名在意大利工作的罗马尼亚工人拔掉了自己的两颗牙 因为他看不起牙医
and died of blood poisoning. 最后死于败血症
[Social distancing] [社交隔离]
During the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic: 1,5 metres. 2020年新冠大流行期间：1.5米
Doing the Crisis Dance! 跳危机舞蹈！
State of Emergency! 紧急状态！
Keep your distance! 保持距离!
[Efficiency] [效率]
Funeral Home 殡仪馆
Emergency Hospital 急诊医院
[Eminescu] [埃米内斯库]
Our national poet, the unmatched poet, 我们的民族诗人 无与伦比的诗人
our Morning Star, the complete man of Romanian culture, 我们的晨星 罗马尼亚文化的完美代表
the last great Romantic, our better conscience, 最后一个伟大的浪漫主义者 我们更好的良心
the absolute Romanian, a lyrical summation of voivodes. 绝对的罗马尼亚语 抒情地概括了各个省的总合
[Family] [家庭]
6 in 10 Romanian children are subject to family violence. 每10个罗马尼亚儿童中就有6个遭受家庭暴力
[Page 5 Girl] [第五页女孩]
A popular daily used to publish photos with this title. 一家很受欢迎的日报用这个标题刊登照片
[Fiction] [小说]
I prefer, where truth is important, to write fiction. 我更喜欢写小说 小说中的真相是重要的
[Folklore] [民间传说]
"Testimonies of a people's imbecility" is how Caragiale defined folklore. “一个民族愚蠢的见证” 是卡里古拉对民间传说的定义
Housewives make homes thrive 家庭主妇使家庭兴旺
[Tastes] [趣味]
[Global warming] [全球变暖]
Look at that! 看那儿！
It's coming from Păuleasca! 是从宝拉斯卡来的！
Waves! 浪!
[Unconscious] [无意识]
Psychoanalysis in Germany. 德国的精神分析学
An elderly gentleman cannot move his right arm. 一位老先生的右臂动不了
No physical infirmity shows in the tests. 测试未显示出身体的缺陷
The therapy is going nowhere. 治疗毫无进展
Confused, the psychoanalyst has a great idea: 这位精神分析学家感到困惑 然后想到一个很棒的主意：
He cries out "Heil Hitler!" 他大喊：“希特勒万岁!”
The man's right arm shoots out in a perfect Nazi salute. 这个男人的右臂飞快行了一个完美的纳粹礼
[Intellectual] Illiterate bitch, let intellectuals speak! [知识分子]不识字的婊子 让知识分子说话！
Take notes! 给我记下!
[Intimacy] [亲密关系]
The Neuralink company will test Neuralink公司将在人体上
a mind-reading brain implant on humans. 测试一种可以读心的大脑植入装置
[History] [历史]
History and life, unlike novels and stories, 历史和生活 不像小说和故事
do not teach a lesson of superficial joie de vivre, even to the happily constituted spirit and senses. 不要教给我们肤浅的生活乐趣 即使是对快乐地构成的精神和感官也不要
The contemplation of history is more likely to inspire, if not contempt for humanity, 对历史的沉思更有可能 激发人们对人性的思考而不是蔑视
then a sombre vision of the world. 随后是对世界的阴暗构想
[Jesus] [耶稣]
"Jesus was not merely the son of God," “耶稣不仅仅是上帝的儿子,”
"he also came from a good family - on his mother's side," “他还来自一个良好的家庭 ——在他母亲那边”
said Monsignor de Quelen. 德奎伦主教说
[Love] [爱]
"I find it ridiculous for an intelligent man to suffer for such a woman," “我觉得一个聪明的男人 为这样一个女人受苦是荒谬的”
"who, apart from being uninteresting, is reportedly quite stupid," “除了乏味之外 她据说还相当愚蠢”
she added, with the wisdom of those not in love, 她补充道 带着那些不在爱中的人的智慧
who think intelligent men should only suffer for women worth their while. 这些人认为聪明的男人只应该 为值得他们付出的女人而受苦
It is like being surprised you suffer from cholera, though its bacterium is so tiny. 就像尽管霍乱的细菌非常微小 但还是对你受霍乱之苦感到惊讶一样
[Justification] Pig was given to us for food. [辩护] 猪是给我们当食物的
Everything has a God-given purpose. 每件事都有上帝赋予的目的
And pig is meant for us to eat. 猪是给我们吃的
- You understand, dear? - Yes. - 你明白吗 亲爱的? -是的
[Mathematics] [数学]
Mathematics is the consequence of what there would be 如果有任何东西存在
if there could be anything at all. 那么将存在的东西的结果就是数学
[Metaphor] [隐喻]
[Montage] [蒙太奇]
[Blowjob] [口交]
Most looked-up word in the Online Dictionary. 在线词典中被查得最多的单词
The second is "empathy". 第二位是“同理心”
Nature [自然]
Alexandre Blok, journal entry, April 15 1912: 亚历山大·布洛克 日记 1912年4月15日：
"Yesterday, I took great joy in the wreck of the Titanic:" “昨天 泰坦尼克号的残骸让我非常高兴：”
"So there is still an Ocean." “所以 还是有一片海洋的”
[Footnote] [脚注]
A splendid idea: a woman's true beauty lies in her man. 一个绝妙的主意： 女人的真正美丽在于她的男人
[City] [城市]
The artist seeks eternal truth, ignoring the eternity around him. 艺术家寻求永恒的真理 忽略了他周围的永恒
He admires a Babylonian temple column and scorns the factory chimney. 他赞赏巴比伦庙宇的柱子 对工厂的烟囱嗤之以鼻
How are their lines any different? 他们的线条有什么不同吗？
When the era of coal-powered industry is over, we will admire the remnants of chimneys 当煤炭工业时代结束的时候 我 们会欣赏残存的烟囱的
as today we admire the remains of temple columns. 就像今天我们欣赏寺庙柱子的遗迹一样
To walk out your front door as if you've just arrived from far away; 走出你的前门 像你刚从很远的地方来一样：
to discover the world in which you already live; 去发现你已经生活在其中的世界
to begin the day as if you've just gotten off the boat from Singapore 就像刚从新加坡下船一样开始新的一天
and have never seen your own doormat. 就像从没见过自己的门垫一样
[Patriotism] [爱国主义]
A lady, fined in Vienna for beating her poor Gypsy maid, 一位女士在维也纳 因殴打她可怜的吉普赛女仆而被罚款
immediately upon returning to Romania, 返回罗马尼亚时立刻
saluted her homeland by applying two slaps to poor Oprica, saying: 给了可怜的奥普里卡两巴掌 为了向祖国致敬 她说：
"O country of freedom, where I can beat people when I so wish!" “噢 自由的国度 在那里我可以随心所欲地打人!”
[Penguin] I'm the Penguin, I wanna push it to you! [企鹅]我是企鹅 我想把它推给你！
This dance is perverse, everyone knows, 大家都知道这种舞蹈很变态
Just an excuse for me To touch the lady. 只是我触碰那位女士的借口
Look at that damn slut, I know you want me to push it to you. 看看那个该死的荡妇 我知道你想让我把它推给你
You got no teeth and no style, But you want me to push it to you. 你没有牙齿 没有风格 但你想让我把它推给你
[Cunt] A synecdoche, in expressions such as: [阴部]提喻法 用诸如：
"stupid cunt". “愚蠢的婊子”这样的词语
[Political] [政治]
H. Broch states political indifference is closely related to moral decay, 布洛赫指出 政治冷漠与道德沦丧密切相关
in that people who are politically innocent are morally suspect, 政治上无辜的人在道德上是可疑的
and that the Germans never felt responsible for Hitler's coming to power, 德国人从未觉得 对希特勒的上台负有责任
because they saw themselves as apolitical. 因为他们认为自己不关心政治
[Pornography] [色情]
Parrhasios is considered the creator of pornographia, around 410 BC. 帕拉西奥斯被认为是色情作品的创造者 大约在公元前410年
Literally, pornographia means "portrait of a prostitute". 从字面上看 色情作品一词的意思是“一个妓女的肖像”
Parrhasios was in love with a prostitute, Theodotea, and painted her naked. 帕拉西奥斯爱上了一个名叫狄奥多蒂亚的妓女 并画了她的裸体
[Close-up] [特写]
When Pasolini made The Gospel According to St. Matthew, 帕索里尼拍摄《马太福音》时
he declared that for the roles of priests and Pharisees 他宣称 在扮演祭司和法利赛人的角色时
he picked "slow-witted, Fascist-like faces" 他选择了“反应迟钝、法西斯分子式的面孔”
They were actually members of the Communist Party or labour unions. 他们实际上是共产党或工会的成员
[Gaze] [凝视]
[Cock] [几把]
We have embodied the historical structures of the masculine order 我们以无意识的感知和欣赏
in the form of unconscious schemes of perception and appreciation. 体现了男性秩序的历史结构
[Fist] [拳头]
If our Lord had possessed a couple of fists like yours, 如果我们的主有你们这样的拳头
He would never have died on the cross. 他绝不会死在十字架上
[Power] [权力]
[Racism] A bus driver, formerly a policeman, [种族主义]一个公共汽车司机 以前是个警察
refuses taking a Roma woman because of her ethnicity. 拒绝接收一名罗姆妇女 因为她是罗姆人
[War] [战争]
War Magazine 战争杂志
[Realism] [现实主义]
Isaac Babel imagined 艾萨克 · 巴贝尔曾想象了
an International of Good Men. 一个“好人的共产国际”
[Respect] [尊重]
A Chief of Police has stated 一位警察局长说 ：
that women beaten by their husbands shouldn't call the police at night, 被丈夫殴打的妇女不应该在晚上报警
but wait until morning. 而是该等到第二天早上
[French Revolution] [法国大革命]
[Romanian Revolution] [罗马尼亚革命]
[Robot] [机器人]
An officer who fought in the Middle East 一位曾在中东作战的军官
is concerned that robotic warfare 担心 机器人战争
will remove human empathy from armed conflict. 将使人类在武装冲突中失去同情心
[Ruin] [废墟]
A good building always makes 一座好的建筑物总能造就
a beautiful ruin. 一座美丽的废墟
[Salary] [薪金]
Either you go home at 4:10 without your salaries, 要么你4点10分回家 拿不到工资
or you wait until 6 - 要么你等到6点
He says it for the last time. 他最后一次这么说
He's had enough of your reactions. 他受够了你的反应
He won't take that from you. 他不会从你那里夺走那个的
If you don't like that, leave. 如果你不喜欢那个 那就离开
We're not animals! 我们不是动物！
You're the one who booed! 你才是那个嘘我的人！
I didn't boo. 我没嘘你
He invites you to leave. 他请你离开
[Change] [变化]
An American accused of killing his two flatmates 一名被控杀害两名室友的美国人
told the police he had shared their Neo-Nazi views 告诉警方 在皈依伊斯兰教之前
before converting to Islam. 他与他们都曾信奉新纳粹主义的观点
Then he killed them for disrespecting his faith. 然后他杀了他们 因为他们不尊重他的信仰
[Selfie] [自拍]
[Feeling] [感觉]
Why this certainty that the heart is ethically superior to the brain? 为什么确信心脏在道德上高于大脑?
Are not vile acts committed as often with the heart's help as without it? 有心的帮助 难道不是和没有心的帮助一样 常常犯下卑劣的行为吗？
Will we ever be done with this imbecile sentimental Inquisition, 我们能不能结束这愚蠢的多愁善感的调查
the heart's Reign of Terror? 结束这心脏的恐怖统治？
[School play] Lord, hear my prayer! [校园戏剧]主啊 请听我的祷告!
I bow to you! 我向你鞠躬！
Give me strength, I will now come to You. 求你赐我力量 我现在必到你那里去
[Sidewalk] [人行道]
The pedestrians' sidewalk goes along the roadway. 行人的人行道沿着马路走
Thus, city dwellers constantly have before their eyes 因此 城市居民不断地在他们的眼前 看到他们的竞争对手
the picture of their competitor, overtaking them in a car. 坐在一辆汽车里超过他们
Sidewalks were created in the interest of those with carriages or horses. 人行道是为了那些有马车或马的人的利益而创造的
[Vanity] [虚荣心]
Someone published a 1.500-page book: 有人出版了一本1500页的书：
his correspondence with Einstein and Pope Pius XII. 他与爱因斯坦和教皇庇护十二世的通信
It only contains his letters to the two, 里面只有他写给两人的信
since neither ever wrote back. 因为他们都没有回信
[Live cam] [现场直播]
[Future] [未来]
99% of all the species that ever lived 99%曾经存在过的物种
are now extinct. 现在已经灭绝了
[Rape] [强奸]
55% of responders say rape is justified in certain situations, 55%的应答者认为在某些情况下强奸是合理的
such as under the influence of alcohol or drugs, 例如在酒精或毒品的影响下
if the victim dresses provocatively, 比如受害者穿着挑逗
or if they agreed to come to someone's home. 或者他们同意去别人家里
[Sale and purchase] [买卖]
The man who buys and sells reveals 做买卖的人的自我表达比
something about himself more direct and less composed 演讲和战斗的人
than the man who discourses and battles. 更直接 更不沉着
Christ is risen from the dead... 基督从死里复活…
[Zen] [禅]
A true poet must be at the same time tragical and comical; 一个真正的诗人必须同时具有悲剧性和喜剧性
human life must be seen as both tragedy and comedy. 人生必须同时被视为悲剧和喜剧
Part III Praxis and innuendos (sitcom) 第三部分 实践与影射（情景喜剧）
Magnum. 马格南
35. 35
A lizard! 一只蜥蜴!
I should be resuscitating you. 我该正在救活你
Fingerprint! 指纹！
Suck all of us! 给我们所有人口交！
- Good evening, Emi. - Hello. - 晚上好 艾米 -你好
Please sanitise. 请消毒
Please take the teacher's desk. 请坐在老师的座位上
No! She no longer has the right! 不! 她已经没有这个权利了！
She defiles this school! 她玷污了这所学校！
The nerve on her, standing there so nonchalantly! 她那么冷淡地站在那里 真是胆大包天！
Please! 求你了！
We have agreed to have a calm, rational conversation. 我们同意进行一次冷静、理性的对话
- Please, sit. - But... - 请坐 -但是…
Right. 对
We have gathered here, despite the pandemic, 我们聚集在这里 尽管有疫情
in our ospedale degli innocenti, as we call it, 在我们的育婴堂——我们这么称呼它
because you wanted to discuss a situation unusual for our prestigious school. 都是因为你们想讨论一个 对我们学校来说不同寻常的情况
I hope we reach an agreement. 我希望我们能达成协议
Mrs. Emilia Cilibiu is, as we know, a teacher who has yielded great results, 我们都知道 艾米利娅·塞利比夫人是一位成绩斐然的教师
sending pupils to History competitions. 她送学生参加历史竞赛
It would be regrettable - 这将是令人遗憾的
Mrs. Cănuță, if I may! 卡奴塔女士 我能说几句吗！
I have my tablet. Let's all see the video. 我有我的平板电脑 让我们都看一下视频
So that everyone knows what we're talking about. 这样大家就都知道我们在说什么了
- And take informed decisions. - But it's gone from PornHub. -这样我们才能做出明智的决定 -但视频已经从PornHub上删除了
I have it downloaded. I figured they'd pull it down. 我下载了 我就知道他们会把它撤下来
We all know what this is about. 我们都知道这是怎么回事
I couldn't watch it, I was on shift. 我看不下去 我在当班
Such a nice kitty. 真是只可爱的小猫
Baby... 宝贝…
I want to suck your cock. 我想给你口交
So bad, I love your cock. 好坏 因为我爱你鸡巴
Keep social distancing! 保持社交距离！
What, like they're keeping it? 什么 他们要留着它？
A butterfly. 一只蝴蝶
Lick me. 舔我
Look how hard I get just from turning on the camera. 瞧我光是开个相机就变得有多硬
I want to suck your dick. 我想给你吹箫
Phones off during the screening! 放映期间关掉手机！
"You'll go no more, lovely butterfly!" “你无处可去了 可爱的蝴蝶！”
Such a sweet cunt. 真是个可爱的婊子
Come, I want to suck your cock. 来吧 我想给你口交
- An oral exam! - "Oral B, no cavities!" - 口试! -“欧乐B 没有蛀牙”
Mr. Otopeanu! 奥托帕努先生！
Your mask, please. 请戴好你的口罩
The muzzle of slaves! What do you want? 奴隶样! 你想要什么？
Shove off! 走开！
We're letting a dirty Arab enslave us with his pandemic dictatorship 我们让一个肮脏的阿拉伯人 用他瘟疫般的独裁统治奴役我们
and inject fear in the man of today. 给今天的人们注入恐惧
Sheeple! 施普尔！
Mr. Otopeanu is right! 奥托帕努先生是对的！
We lived under Communism, we know what dictatorship is. 我们生活在共产主义之下 我们知道什么是独裁
True. 没错
God, I can't watch! 天啊 我看不下去了！
I'm about to throw up! 我要吐了！
Please stop. 请停下来
No, we must see this to the happy end. It's revolting! 不 我们必须看到这个快乐的结局 它令人作呕!
- Shit, get back up! - Let me suck it again. -该死 回来! -让我再吸一次
It will get hard in my cunt. 它会在我的小穴里硬起来
- Captain, you're missing the climax! - I'm watching. -队长 你要错过高潮了! -我看着呢
Between pain and amen! 在痛苦和阿门之间！
Fuck me, don't play around! 操我 别瞎闹了!
- Your ass is killing me. - Like that. -你的屁股快把我逼疯了 -就像这样
Harder! 用力点!
I love it when you fuck me. 我喜欢你操我的感觉
I adore you. 我喜欢你
I'm your slut! Harder! 我是你的小婊子! 用力点！
I want you to fuck me. 我要你操我
Shoot it all in! 全部射进去！
He'll have to sit that exam again. 他将不得不再次参加那次考试
Emi, anything to say about this film? 艾米 对这个视频有什么要说的？
I didn't upload it. 不是我上传的
Who, then? 那是谁?
I don't know. 我不知道
My husband took the computer to a repair shop. 我丈夫把电脑带到一家修理店
I didn't know. 我不知道
- It doesn't matter who uploaded it. - What's done is done. - 谁上传的不重要 -木已成舟
Do you have any comments? 你有什么意见吗？
No. This is private and it was on a specialised website, Golden Gate. 不 这是个人隐私 发在一个专门的网站金门上
- An adult-only website. - This is not private, Mrs. Cilibiu. - 一个成人专用的网站 -这不是个人隐私 塞利比夫人
It affects our children's life and mental and emotional health! 它影响我们孩子的生活和心理及情绪健康！
If you destroy them, it's not about you, it's about them. 如果你毁了他们 那就不是你的问题 而是他们的问题
My Alesia told me: 我的艾丽西亚告诉我：
"I saw our teacher on the boys' phone, doing naughty things with a gentleman!" “我在男生手机上看到 我们的老师在和一位绅士做淘气的事情！”
- Lovely girl! - I was petrified. -可爱的女孩！ -我吓坏了
The whole class, all 30 children, 全班30个孩子
saw what you do in your private life. 都看到过你的私生活了
- This isn't private. - Yes it is. - 这不是个人隐私 -这是个人隐私
Showing us her privates! 给我们看她的私处！
Alesia said she never wants to get married. 艾莉西亚说她永远不想结婚了
- What if she's traumatised? - Please, she's a child. - 如果她受到精神创伤了怎么办? -拜托 她还是个孩子
Exactly! 没错！
That's what I'm saying. She's just a child! 我就是这个意思 她只是个孩子！
Children should be protected from horrors. 应该保护儿童远离恐怖
Freud says they're polymorphously perverse. 弗洛伊德说他们有多种形式的反常
You should be more careful about what sites they visit. 你应该对他们访问的网站更加小心
That is a specialised, adult-only website. 这是一个专门的 只有成人用户才能访问的网站
The slut is getting cheeky! 这个荡妇越来越无耻了！
Don't you tell us what our children should do. 不用你来告诉我们孩子该怎么做
- That's not what this is about. - Yes it is. - 不是这么回事 -就是这么回事
Because my private life is my own. 因为我的私生活是我自己的
- You can - - Emi! - 你可以... -艾米！
You see, when you put such audio-visual products on the Internet... 你看 当你把这样的视听产品放到网上…
It's clearly stated in the Teaching Personnel Statutes 《教学人员条例》明确规定：
"a teacher's moral conduit must be beyond reproach", or else... “教师的道德管道必须无可非议” 否则...
That's why we've agreed to meet 这就是为什么我们同意开会
and see if we need to convoke a commission - 看看我们是否需要召集一个委员会—
Why are you filming me? 你为什么要拍我？
- The Headmistress asked me. - It's for us. -校长叫我拍的 -是给我们的
As evidence, in case someone misremembers things. 作为证据 以防有人记错事情
Don't worry, it won't end up on the Internet. 别担心 它不会出现在互联网上
Right. 好
We were discussing your moral conduct. 我们在讨论你的道德行为
What's wrong with it? 有什么问题吗？
Can't I make love to my husband? 我不能和我丈夫做爱吗？
Preliminary question! 初步问题！
Isn't he a lover? 他不是个情人吗？
Some hoodlum, or a pupil? We've seen such depraved cases. 是流氓还是学生? 我们见过这种堕落的例子
Her husband is fat. 她丈夫很胖
I know Mr. Cilibiu, he looks... chubbier. 我认识塞利比先生 他看起来... 胖胖的
That is my husband! I won't answer such low innuendos. 那是我的丈夫! 我不会回答这种含沙射影的话
Maybe he lost weight. 也许他减肥了
Emi, we wouldn't pry into your love life, 艾米 我们不会打听你的感情生活
but if you post this online where pupils can see it... 但如果你把这个发到网上 让学生们看到…
Pupils are not allowed on adult websites. Parents are legally responsible for that. 学生不允许上成人网站 家长对此负有法律责任
They saw it in school, Madam! 他们在学校看到的 夫人！
Not at home! Here, in school! 不是在家! 是在学校！
At home we don't watch porn or tabloid TV. 在家里 我们不看色情片或低俗电视
Not during my class. 不是在我上课的时候
And not on my phone, on a pupil's phone. 不是用我的手机 而是用一个学生的手机
- A phone you bought. - True! - 你买的手机 -没错!
I didn't buy them iPhones. 我没给他们买iPhone
I even asked the Headmistress here. 我甚至把校长也叫来了
If my Andromeda steps out of line, 如果我的安德洛墨达越界了
make her mop the school corridors. 让她在学校走廊上拖地
She told me that's not legal. 她告诉我那是不合法的
Teachers have no rights anymore! 老师没有任何权利了！
Anyway. 无论如何
Emi, try as we might, children can still access cyberspace. 艾米 不管我们怎么努力 孩子们仍然可以进入网络空间
And with this pandemic and all the online classes... 遇到了这次疫情 还有了各种在线课程…
That's why I think our Internet presence is very important. 这就是为什么我认为我们的互联网存在是非常重要的
And what's wrong with mine? 那我的又怎么了？
It's indecent, Emi. 这太不像话了 艾米
There's nothing indecent in a woman making love to her man. 一个女人和她的男人做爱没有什么不妥的
Or her husband by law, or anyone she wants, 或者和她的法律上的丈夫 或者和任何她想要的人
as long as they're of age and able to express consent. 只要他们成年了 能够表示同意
Eugen Cilibiu is my husband. 尤金·塞利比是我的丈夫
We were even religiously married. 我们甚至在宗教上都结婚了
There's nothing indecent about filming what I do with him. 拍摄我和他做的事没什么不妥的
If that's "making love", I'm Romeo Fantastik! 如果这是“做爱” 那我还是罗密欧·幻想！
Or Milli Vanilli! 或者米利·瓦尼利呢!
- What is it, then, Mr. Otopeanu? - Just what you called it in that clip. -那这算什么呢 奥托帕努先生? -就是你在视频里所说的
- Which is? - Don't provoke me. - 是什么? -别激怒我
Why not? You've made an accusation. 为什么不呢? 你已经提出指控了
Say it to the end. 说下去
- You really want me to? - Please. - 你真的希望我这么做? -求你了
If you have anything to say and you're a real man. 如果你有话要说 而你是一个真男人
Cowardly insinuations won't help here. 懦弱的含沙射影在这里是没用的
It's called cocksucking, Teacher! Not lovemaking. 这叫做口交 老师！不是做爱
- Or blowjob! - Yes, Mr. Rostogan. - 或者吹箫! -是的 罗斯托根先生
Please, Mr. Otopeanu, Mr. Rostogan! 求你了 奥托帕努先生 罗斯托根先生！
She asked for it. She even insisted. 是她自己想要的 她甚至还坚持想要
Cocksucking. Blowjob. That's what whores do. 口交 吹箫 这是妓女做的事
Why should that ruin my daughter's innocence? 为什么这要毁了我女儿的纯真？
From a teacher, no less! 还是从老师那里学来的！
Who should teach her history is our nation's treasure 谁应该教她历史是我们国家的财富
and tell her about Stephen the Great, Michael the Brave, Eminescu! 告诉她关于斯蒂芬大帝 瓦拉吉亚王子 埃米内斯库！
First: 第一：
Fellatio isn't "what whores do". It's a part of normal sex life. 口交不是“妓女做的事” 而是正常性生活的一部分
I'm with her on that. 我同意她的观点
- It's normal to have a relation. - She said "fellatio". - 有亲戚是很正常的 -她说的是”口交”
At your age, Teacher, you could have shown some decency. 老师 你这个年纪真该得体一点的
You're not 20. 你又不是20岁
This isn't sex ed class. 这不是性教育课
Which doesn't exist, because some stuck-up priest said 性教育课也不存在 因为一些高傲的牧师说
the best sex ed is given in Religious Education. 最好的性教育是在宗教教育中
I'm just pointing out that any intimacy between a man and a woman, 我只是想说 一个男人和一个女人之间的任何亲密关系
or any two or several adults, 或者任何两个或几个成年人
is their business, as long as it's freely consented to. 是他们自己的事 只要是自愿的
Secondly, your accusation is filthy. 其次 你的指控是肮脏的
You know I've taught my pupils about Eminescu. 你知道我教过我的学生关于埃米内斯库的事
And I did it very well. 而我做得很好
Chivuța needs to clean up, we have a health inspection. 齐福塔需要清理 我们有个卫生检查
Scrub it properly, I want it to shine. 把它擦得干干净净 让它闪闪发光
By the way, Eminescu himself wrote erotic poetry. 顺便说一下 埃米内斯库本人也写过情色诗歌
Now she's mocking Eminescu! 现在她在嘲笑埃米内斯库！
I can't believe this! 我真不敢相信！
My aircraft is named Mihai Eminescu. I'm sensitive to that. 我的飞机名叫米海 · 艾米内斯库 我对此很敏感
So tell us one of Eminescu's porn poems. 给我们讲讲埃米内斯库的色情诗吧
Enlighten us about our national poet. 给我们讲讲我们的民族诗人
Let's hear it, I don't know about such things. 说来听听 我不知道这种事
Come on, Madam. 来吧 夫人
My good mister tavern keeper, Here's some cunt, give me some liquor, 我的酒馆老板先生 这里有些女人 给我一些酒
Pour me something if you would And I'll let you fuck me good. 如果你愿意的话给我倒点酒 我就让你好好干我
Keeper, let me off your cock, My liquor's coming back up. 看门人 让我离开你的鸡巴 我的酒又回来了
Let it come for all I care, Take my cock and stay right there. 让它来吧 插着我的鸡巴 待在那里别动
The maid's on the cock astride And complains she can't abide 女仆骑在鸡巴上 抱怨她受不了
She cries and she huffs And complains it's not enough 她哭泣 她怒气冲冲地抱怨不够
She cries and she whimpers And complains it should be bigger. 她哭泣 她呜咽 抱怨它应该更大
How rude! 真粗鲁！
Shut up or I'll break your teeth! 闭嘴 否则我打断你的牙！
Stick to your scrubbing! 你继续擦吧！
She wrote that poem! 那首诗是她自己写的!
- It's yours, right? - No. -是你写的 对吗? -不是
Go to the Academy Library and study the manuscripts, 去学院图书馆研究一下他的手稿
if you don't believe me. 如果你不相信我
The Testament of an Eminescu scholar. 去看一下埃米内斯库学者的遗嘱
But we're not talking about that. 但我们不是在讨论这个问题
Not about Eminescu, not about my private life. 不是关于埃米内斯库 不是关于我的私生活
What about exposing 12-year-olds to child pornography? 那让12岁的孩子接触儿童色情作品呢？
What child pornography? 什么儿童色情？
That live cam thing. 那个直播的事
They, being children, could see you like that. 他们 作为孩子 会看到你这样
That's not a live cam! 那不是直播！
I exposed them to nothing! 我什么都给他们看！
And this is not porn, much less child pornography. 这不是色情片 更不是儿童色情片
Then what? The Lives of Saints, Egyptian Paterikon? 然后呢? 《圣徒的生活》 《父的生活》 ？
Bouillon de la culture! 文化肉汤！
It's not pornography because there is no intent. 它不是色情作品 因为它没有目的
Pronography involves a money exchange. 色情作品涉及货币兑换
- And what if it was? - What if? - 如果是呢? -如果?
- Pornography is bad for children. - Why? -色情作品对儿童有害 -为什么？
Because it's harmful and damaging! 因为它是有害的 有害的！
That's petitio principii, the same thing differently worded. 这就是乞题 同样的事用不同的措辞
- Who can prove that statement? - Science. - 谁能证明这种说法? -科学
First of all, we're not psychologists or sexologists. 首先 我们不是心理学家或性学家
Second, why can you be naked at a nudist beach, but not here or online? 第二 为什么你可以在裸体海滩上裸体 而不是在这里或者在网上？
Why do wedding photos show us kissing, but never having sex? 为什么结婚照上只有接吻 却没有性生活？
Because it's very bad for children! 因为这对孩子来说非常不好！
Read a newspaper, look it up. 读一份报纸 查一查
I don't take my children to nudist beaches. 我不带我的孩子去裸体海滩
To see perverts wiggling their thingy in the sand. 看变态在沙滩上晃动他们的东西
No, but you could. It's legal. 不 但你可以 这是合法的
And you could meet their teacher. 你可以见见他们的老师
Or Headmistress Cănuță, like I did last summer. 或者 卡奴塔校长 就像我去年夏天做的那样
Mr. Buzdrugovici! 布兹卓维奇先生！
By that logic, accuse us of being butt-naked under our clothes! 按照这种逻辑 那怎么不指责我们在衣服下面光着屁股！
We're doing just that. 我们正在这么做
And I'm sceptical about the science part. 我对科学部分持怀疑态度
In The Structure of Scientific Revolutions Thomas Kuhn speaks of thought patterns, 在《科学革命的结构》里 托马斯·库恩谈到了思维模式
of paradigms, not of eternal truths. 谈到了范式 而不是永恒的真理
What is considered scientifically true now may not be so tomorrow. 现在被认为是科学真理的东西 明天可能就不是这样了
I find the whole "science says so" nonsense. 我觉得那套“科学如是说” 完全是胡说八道
Human knowledge itself is uncertain. 人类的知识本身是不确定的
Marius, spare us your mansplaining. 马吕斯 省省你的男性解释吧
Our children's future is at risk because of this! 我们孩子的未来就因为这个而处于危险之中！
This is a prestigious school, 这是一所很有声望的学校
not a den of Gypsies or dung-shovelling peasants. 不是吉普赛人或者铲粪农民的巢穴
Hey, in Romania the risk of poverty is six times higher in rural areas. 嘿 在罗马尼亚 农村地区的贫困风险要高出六倍
No other EU country has such a gap. 没有哪个欧盟国家有这样的差距
I don't care! 我不在乎!
- We want what's best for our children. - Yes. -我们想给孩子最好的 -是的
We want Oxford quality, not Babylon Blue. 我们要的是牛津质量 不是巴比伦蓝
We must not forget that school involves violence. 我们决不能忘记学校里有暴力
This sociologist, Sebastian Țoc, says: 社会学家塞巴斯蒂安说：
"Teaching contributes to the reiteration of power relations," “教学有助于重复权力关系”
"the foundation of the teaching system." ”那是教学体系的基础”
"In fact, the act of teaching itself is a form of symbolic violence," “事实上 教学行为本身就是象征暴力的一种形式”
"in both the way it is imposed and the delimitation of its scope and target." “无论是实施的方式 还是其范围和目标的界定”
"It corresponds to the interests of those in power." “这符合当权者的利益”
"Its end result is that it selects out -" “它的最终结果是它选择了—”
Good evening. 晚上好
- Ahoj, Carla! - Ahoj. - 你号 卡拉! -你好
It's Jiri's mother, the Czech. 是伊利的母亲 那个捷克人
- Here. - Thank you. - 给 -谢谢
The Romanian Army reached even the Tatra Mountains! 罗马尼亚军队甚至到达了塔特拉山！
"- those who are not part of the dominant culture." “-那些不属于主流文化的人”
"Education success depends on prior achievements -" ”教育的成功取决于先前的成就—”
- Give us a break! - "...in the early years," - 别说了！ “...在早些年”
"particularly when the education system accepts as a given" “特别是当教育系统接受”
"differences between the children's dispositions." ”孩子们性格的差异”
"These usually depend on their social class." “这通常取决于他们的社会阶层”
"For instance, linguistic capital," 比如语言资本"
"a form of cultural capital which -" ”一种文化资本的形式—”
Some progressive intellectual! 一些进步的知识分子！
Only last year you said all women are sluts. 去年你还说所有的女人都是荡妇
When we all went for a barbecue during Alternative Teaching Week. 当我们在教学周去烧烤的时候
I only said I've never seen a gorgeous woman with a poor man. 我只是说我从没见过一个漂亮的女人 和一个穷男人在一起
- Isn't that the same? - Please. - 这不是一样的吗? -拜托
Enough! 够了！
As Mrs. Gott said, we all want what's best for our children. 正如戈特夫人所说 我们都希望我们的孩子得到最好的
- It seems she's Karel Gott's niece. - Karel Butt! - 她好像是卡雷尔·戈特的侄女 -卡雷尔·巴特！
What I'd like us to do is to have an informal vote. 我希望我们进行一次非正式投票
I want to know if you parents still believe 我想知道你们家长是否还认为塞利比夫人
that Mrs. Cilibiu should continue to be a teacher here, 应该继续在这里当老师
at Crainic School. 在卡兰尼克学校
Because, as educators, we can hold nothing against her. 因为 作为教育者 我们没有理由反对她
This incident is external to her duties. 这件事与她的职责无关
- Only your complaints - - Wait! - 只有你的抱怨 -等等！
Before we vote, let's clarify what we are passing judgment on. 在我们投票之前 让我们澄清一下我们对什么做出了判断
Since Mrs. Cilibiu says she wasn't the one who uploaded the video, 塞利比夫人说视频不是她上传的
then she is innocent, in my opinion. 在我看来 她是无辜的
Father, doesn't the Gospel of Matthew say 神父 马太福音岂不是说：
"Judge not, that ye be not judged"? “不要审判 免得人审判你？“
"For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged." “你们怎样审判 就必怎样受审判”
We don't judge. 我们不评判别人
- We analyse. - Anal-yse, Father! - 我们分析 -是的 神父！
It's more "condemn not" than "judge not". 更多的是“不谴责” 而不是“不评判”
From Tacitus' Annals! 来自塔西佗的编年史！
A question, Father. 一个问题 神父
Let's assume Virgin Mary really had an immaculate conception. 让我们假设圣母玛利亚 真的感灵孕了
But how did she stay a virgin after birth? 但是她怎么能在出生后还保持处女之身呢？
My issue is that Mrs. Cilibiu has lost all credibility with the pupils. 我的问题是塞利比夫人 已经失去了学生们的信任
Wether online, offline, or underline! 无论是线上 线下 还是下划线！
How so? 怎么会？
At 12 or 13, they're already hard to manage. 12或13岁时 他们已经很难管理了
They'll be busy making fun, not taking you seriously. 他们会忙着取笑你 而不是认真对待你
First of all, I've built a good relationship with my pupils. 首先 我和我的学生建立了良好的关系
They've always respected me. 他们一直都很尊敬我
Now you'll have to whip them too. 现在你也要鞭打他们了
That whip thing staggered me too. 那鞭子也把我吓了一跳
- Hitting someone like that! - Secondly... - 像那样打人! -其次…
Respecting the teachers is a pupil's duty, not a right. 尊重老师是学生的义务 而不是权利
How can they respect you after they saw you with that whip? 他们看到你拿着鞭子怎么会尊重你？
And taking it up the ass, pardon my language! 然后肛交 请原谅我的用词！
Sure, in our youth we did that and more, 当然 在我们年轻的时候 我们这样做过 甚至更多
in winter, in those cold apartment blocks of the '80s. 在冬天 在那些80年代寒冷的公寓楼里
I do hope you're senile, otherwise you'd disgust me! 我真希望你老糊涂了 否则你会让我恶心的！
Though I respect your age! 尽管我尊重你的年龄！
All in all, pupils don't want anything to do with her! 总而言之 学生们不想和她有任何瓜葛！
And it wasn't up the ass. It was in her cunt, doggy style. 而且不是肛交 是在她的阴道里 后入式
Really?! 真的? ！
So it's my credibility that worries you? 所以你担心的是我的可信度?
- Let's ask the pupils. - It's not their choice, they're underage. \让我们问问学生 -这不是他们的选择 他们还未成年
- Then don't involve them. - I'll involve whomever I want! - 那就别把他们扯进来 -我想把谁扯进来都行！
We decide in their name! For their good! 我们以他们的名义决定! 为了他们好！
It's what we all want, as parents. 这是我们作为父母都想要的
Who cares what they want? 谁在乎他们想要什么？
And she's had other misconducts, though less serious. 她还有其他不当行为 虽然没那么严重
My Irina said she told them grades don't matter! 我的伊丽娜说她告诉他们分数不重要！
Poppycock! 胡说!
- Not true! - So my daughter's a liar? -不是真的! -所以我女儿是个骗子?
I told them what matters most is passion for knowledge, not grades. 我告诉他们最重要的是对知识的热情 而不是成绩
And I gave Hannah Arendt as an example. 我以汉娜 · 阿伦特为例
Particularly to girls, who need female role models. 尤其是女孩 她们需要女性榜样
Hannah Arendt said her mother never cared about grades. 汉娜 · 阿伦特说她的母亲从来不关心学习成绩
She thought it undignified to care about something so minor. 她认为关心这么微不足道的事情有失尊严
- What matters is knowledge. - How can you say that here? - 重要的是知识 -你怎么能这么说？
In our sanctum of knowledge? 在我们的知识圣殿里？
Low grades mean a second-rate highschool and a ruined future. 低分数意味着二流的高中和被毁掉的未来
I don't like how she makes them memorise dates, 我不喜欢她让他们背日期
when they should be preparing for highschool admission. 他们应该在准备高中入学
Our schools encourage memorising instead of thinking. 我们的学校鼓励记忆而不是思考
They go hand in hand. 他们携手并进
Here's the opinion of an education specialist, Doru Căstăian. 这是一位教育专家的意见 多鲁·C·斯蒂安
He says: 他表示：
"Perhaps the most exasperating cliché" “也许是最令人恼火的陈词滥调”
"is about children being forced to memorise, not think." ”是强迫孩子去记忆 而不是去思考”
"But memorisation is not an abomination in itself," 但死记硬背本身并不可憎
"though the mnemic pressure on our species has dropped." ”尽管我们人类所承受的压力已经减少了”
"Memorisation is, de facto, exercise for the mind." “事实上 记忆是大脑的锻炼”
"Neuroscience shows an active hippocampus stimulates cerebral activity." “神经科学显示 活跃的海马体刺激大脑活动”
"We have often observed how the most profound and creative pupils" ”我们经常观察到最深刻和最有创造力的学生”
"are those who know the most things," ”是那些知道最多事情的人”
"though their usefulness is not always apparent." ”尽管它们的用处并不总是那么明显”
You'll like this one: 你会喜欢这个：
"No question is more insinuatingly stupid than 'What good will it do me?'" “没有什么问题比‘这对我有什么好处’ 更含沙射影式的愚蠢的了”
"In certain teaching contexts, it is not wrong to ask pupils to memorise." “在某些教学环境下 要求学生记忆并没有错”
- "While that is not the only goal" - - Oh please. -”虽然这不是唯一的目标” -拜托
"The idea that memorising is useless since information is available online" 认为记忆是无用的想法 因为信息可以在网上获得
"is also wrong and falsely self-obvious." ”也是错误的 而且是自欺欺人”
"It denotes a misunderstanding of how our mind works." “这表明我们误解了大脑的工作方式”
"Our brains are not computers, our memory can't be replaced by external HDDs." “我们的大脑不是电脑 我们的内存不能被外部的硬盘取代”
"Each piece of info we memorise is integrated, albeit minimally," “我们记忆的每一条信息都是综合的 尽管是最低限度的”
"as living memory is active, while digital memory is passive." ”活的记忆是主动的 而数字记忆是被动的”
- And this goes on. - It's too long! - 后面还有 -太长了！
- Wait a minute. - But... - 等一下 -但是…
Also: 此外：
"Strange as some may find it, memorising can stimulate thinking" 有些人可能会觉得奇怪 但记忆可以激发思考”
"as few other things can." ”其他东西很少能做到”
"What impairs thinking is the lack of the habit to reflect," ”妨碍思考的是缺乏反思的习惯”
"the custom of stopping our mind's flow to go back to what we've learned." ”停止我们思维的流动 回到我们所学到的东西”
That is a minor issue. 这是一个小问题
But while we're at it, Mr. Otopeanu, myself and others 但是 奥托帕努先生 我和其他人都不希望
don't want you indoctrinating our children about the Holocaust. 你向我们的孩子灌输大屠杀的思想
Right! 没错！
Thank you, Father Bârsescu! 谢谢你 巴尔塞斯库神父！
Porn Teacher here indoctrinates kids about the Holocaust, 这位色情老师给孩子们灌输大屠杀的知识
with lies about Romanians killing kikes and crows! 用关于罗马尼亚人 杀死犹太人和乌鸦的谎言!
- She even badmouthed Marshal Antonescu. - Unacceptable! -她甚至说了安东内斯库元帅的坏话 -不可接受！
As a father, as a man, as an officer in the Romanian Army! 作为一个父亲 作为一个男人 作为一个罗马尼亚军队的军官！
When was that? 什么时候的事？
On Holocaust Remembrance Day, 在大屠杀纪念日
I told them about the Romanian army's massacres on the Eastern Front. 我告诉他们罗马尼亚军队在东线的大屠杀
Lies! 谎言！
And about Anne Frank. 还有关于安妮·弗兰克
- Are you Jewish? - No. Why? - 你是犹太人吗? -不是 怎么了？
She might as well be Jewish! She's paid by their Mossad! 她还不如是犹太人呢! 他们的摩萨德给了她钱！
And I find that just as serious as her bunga-bunga on the Internet. 我发现这就像她在网上乱搞一样严重
How dare you indoctrinate our children with filthy Jewish propaganda? 你怎么敢向我们的孩子灌输肮脏的犹太教宣传？
Instead of teaching them about Stephen the Great? 而不是教他们关于斯蒂芬大帝？
What about what Israel does in the Occupied Territories? 那么以色列在被占领土上做了什么呢？
- I taught them about Stephen the Great. - And the Occupied Territories? - 我教他们史蒂芬大帝的事 -那被占领土呢？
- It's in their handbooks too. - Enough! - 他们的手册里也有 -够了！
I won't listen to Jewish propaganda in my country, in my children's school! 在我的国家 在我孩子的学校 我不会听犹太人的宣传！
We all know Hitler and the camp commanders were all Jews, 我们都知道希特勒和集中营指挥官都是犹太人
killing their own as an excuse to create Israel! 杀害自己人作为创造以色列的借口！
Did you tell them that too? 你也告诉他们了吗
I don't teach conspiracy theories. ? 我不教阴谋论
Now teachers are paid by Soros and Bill Gates! 现在教师工资 是由索罗斯和比尔·盖茨支付的！
If I sing Holy Fascist Youth, a patriotic song, I get fined! 如果我唱《神圣的法西斯青年》 一首爱国歌曲 我会被罚款！
Sorry we're late, we're coming from the seaside. 对不起 我们迟到了 我们从海边回来
But what do I see? Two wonders together! 但是我看到了什么? 两个奇迹在一起!
- For our lovely teacher. - Thank you. -给我们可爱的老师 -谢谢
- And for our lovely headmistress. - Please take a seat. - 还有我们可爱的女校长 -请坐
I respect education and your efforts. 我尊重教育和你的努力
Then are you a Communist? 那你是共产党员吗？
Alesia said you read them a story about Bolsheviks. 艾莉西亚说你给他们读了一个 关于布尔什维克的故事
It was a story by Isaac Babel. 这是伊萨克·巴别尔的一个故事
Also to illustrate what history means. 也是为了说明历史意味着什么
And how it crushes ordinary people, women in this case. 以及它是如何击垮普通人的 在这个案例中是如何击垮女性
- It's an educative story. - What's it called? - 这是个有教育意义的故事 -叫什么？
Salt. By Isaac Babel. 《盐》 作者是伊萨克·巴别尔
- Who, El Zorab? - That's not in the curriculum. - 谁 El Zorab? -课程里没有这个
- Then why did you read it to them? - As I said, it's instructive. - 那你为什么要读给他们听? -就像我说的 很有教育意义
What is it about? Mario didn't inform me. 是关于什么的? 马里奥没有通知我
It takes place after the October Revolution, in 1920. 故事发生在1920年的十月革命之后
- A poor woman is killed by soldiers. - Sexo-Marxism! - 一个可怜的女人被士兵杀害了 -性马克思主义！
Next you'll tell them about faggots, after the Commies and filthy Gyps! 接下来你会告诉他们有关同性恋的事 在共产主义和肮脏的骗子之后！
That's not nice to Mr. Mwikiza. 这对密其扎先生可不好
- I didn't mean he was a Gypsy! - I understand. - 我不是说他是吉普赛人! -我明白
And you were against the ban on same-sex marriage! 你还反对禁止同性婚姻！
You said so on Facebook! 你在脸书上这么说的！
So? It's my right. 那又怎样? 这是我的权利
Even so! 尽管如此！
I never discussed that with the children. 我没有和孩子们讨论过这个问题
We want no homosexual propaganda in our schools! 我们不希望在学校里进行同性恋的宣传！
There was another case, a teacher showed a film with two homos. 还有一个案例 一个老师放映了一部有两个同性恋的电影
Then she claimed they were poets. 然后她声称他们是诗人
- If they were lesbians, I'd be in! - Me too! - 如果她们是拉拉我也会加入的！ -我也！
Zoinks! -噢！
Let's get back on track. 让我们回到正轨
- I propose we vote. - Wait. - 我建议我们投票 -等等
There's another issue, this is now all over the Internet. 还有另外一个问题 这个视频现在在互联网上到处都是
Other parents are sharing things on Facebook and WhatsApp. 其他家长也在 Facebook 和 WhatsApp上分享
"Teacher Slut Sucks Cock with Jizz Around Her Mouth". “荡妇老师口中含着精液吮吸鸡鸡”
Where? 在哪里？
It's on the parents' WhatsApp group. 它在父母的WhatsApp 群里
It's even in the media, listen to this: 甚至在媒体上 听听这个：
"Porn Teacher: School by Day, Online Banging by Night". “色情老师：白天上学 晚上上网乱搞”
- Where's that? - In a tabloid. - 在哪儿? -小报上
"Teacher... on the Internet..." “老师…在网上...”
"...discovered by her underage pupils." ”... 被她的未成年学生发现”
"Close sources describe her as a decent woman," ”有消息称她是个正派的女人”
"adding they wouldn't have thought her capable of this." ”他们没想到她会做出这种事”
"'I couldn't believe it,' stated Mr. Nițescu, Biology teacher." “‘我简直不敢相信,’生物老师尼楚·埃斯库先生说”
"She is a respectful lady, serious, modest." “她是一位有礼貌的女士 严肃、谦虚”
"The pandemic must have clouded her mind." “这场疫情一定已经蒙蔽了她的头脑”
It seems Havel had a teacher like that too. 看来哈维尔也有一个这样的老师
Macron too! 马克龙也是!
- It seems she's Karel Gott's niece. - Karel Butt. -看起来她是卡雷尔 · 戈特的侄女 -卡雷尔 · 巴特
I told the teachers not to talk to the media. 我告诉老师不要和媒体交谈
"Deputy Headmaster Ghițescu states the Disciplinary Commission will convene," ”副校长埃斯库说纪律委员会将会召开”
"there will be a hearing and legal measures will be taken." ”将举行听证会 并采取法律措施”
"'I am utterly shocked.'" “‘我完全震惊了”’
"'The teacher in question has never been improper.'" “‘这个老师从来都没有不得体”’
"'She is an experienced teacher, the pupils respect her,'" “她是个有经验的老师 学生们都很尊敬她”
"'she's even participated in projects with EU funding.'" “她甚至参与了欧盟资助的项目”
"Could the pictures have been manipulated?" “这些照片有可能是人为Ps的吗?”
"'It does seem to be herself, but I can't be sure,'" “‘看起来是她自己 但我不能肯定,’”
"'with all the things happening on the Internet.'" ”网络上发生的一切”
"It seems the teacher also works as a porn actress." “这位老师似乎也是一名色情演员”
"on websites in the Netherlands and Germany." “在荷兰和德国的网站上
- That's not true! - Tabloids. ”-不是这样的! -小报
This is embarrassing all of us! 这让我们所有人都很尴尬!
- My old mother could read this! - Someone defends her. -我的老母亲能读懂这些! -有人为她辩护
And "Long John Silver" replies: 而“高个子约翰 · 西尔弗”的回复是：
"I piss on all these feminazis" ”我向所有这些极端女权主义者撒尿”
"and on the slut journalists at this assrag newspaper." ”还有这家烂报纸的荡妇记者”
"Suck my cock, leftist, politically correct shit-eating scum!" “舔我的鸡巴 左派 政治正确的狗屎渣滓!”
"I shit on cunt-whipped men who" - ”我对那些妻管严的男人拉屎”—
Please, enough! 求你了 够了！
- There's fresh news every day. - Fox News! - 每天都有新闻 -福克斯新闻！
We think we're important, but the world forgets us. 我们认为自己很重要 但世界却忘记了我们
They say Pontius Pilate was asked, years after Jesus' crucifixion, 他们说本丢·彼拉多在耶稣被钉十字架多年后被问到
if he regretted it. 他是否后悔
So he tries hard to remember. 所以他努力回忆
But he can't remember the case! 但是他不记得这个案子了！
Jesus hadn't been someone important to him. 耶稣对他来说并不重要
- Us even less. - We hope! - 对我们甚至更不重要 -我们希望如此！
Teacher, is it true you're a porn actress? 老师你真的是个色情演员吗？
Of course not. Despite your lecherous grin. 当然不是 尽管你淫荡一笑
Just asking. 只是问问
- Let's put this to a vote. - Yes! - 让我们投票表决吧 -好的!
I need to inform the Commission of the parents' position. 我会转告委员会家长的立场
Three possible endings 三种可能的结局
...The film was but a joke. …这部电影不过是个笑话
Hands up if you want Mrs. Cilibiu - one moment! - 如果你想要塞利比太太 -等一下!
to be removed as a teacher of this school. 不要再做这所学校的老师了 请举手
So against her? 所以 都反对她？
13. 13
Now those in favour of Mrs. Cilibiu remaining here. 现在赞成塞利比夫人的人留在这里的 请举手
- 15. - Yes! - 15 -太棒了！
Surrendering, Lieutenant? 投降吗 中尉？
The Romanian Army never surrenders! It redeploys to strategic positions! 罗马尼亚军队从不投降! 他们只是重新部署到战略要地！
So Mrs. Cilibiu will remain with us as a teacher. 所以塞利比夫人将作为一名教师留在我们这里
- Whore! - Please! - 婊子! -求你了！
We hope she will refrain from any such... incidents, so to say. 我们希望她不要再发生任何这样的事情
A hope in a-hole! 狗屁希望！
And that she will be the same dedicated teacher. 她还是那个尽职尽责的老师
I've always appreciated her professional slogan: 我一直很欣赏她的专业口号：
Non scholae, sed vitae! 不为学校 而为人生！
Then I'm withdrawing my child from this school! 那我就让我的孩子退学！我也是！
- Me too! - I won't let a filthy slut teach her! - 我不会让一个肮脏的荡妇教她！
I'll go to the police, this is unacceptable! 我要去报警 这是不可接受的！
Wait a moment! 等一下！
The vote was biased. 投票结果是有偏见的
Some parents are absent. For some pupils, both parents are here. 有些家长缺席 有些学生的父母都在这里
Besides, 此外
some here are grandparents. 这里有些是祖父母
And I've noticed men mostly voted for her. 我注意到大多数男人都把票投给了她
They're hoping she'll do them too. 他们希望她也会上他们
How dare you talk like that? 你怎么敢那样说话？
How dare you, filthy cocksucker! 你怎么敢这么说 你这个肮脏的混蛋！
Zoinks! 噢！
She is our children's teacher! Show some respect! 她是我们孩子的老师! 放尊重点！
Some people act all upright, but behind closed doors... 有些人表现得很正直 但在紧闭的门后…
Perverted, cock-hungry whores! 变态的 饥渴的妓女!
- Mr. Otopeanu, enough! - How dare you? 奥托帕努先生 够了! -你怎么敢？
This won't do, we had an agreement! 这不行 我们有协议的!
- We voted! - Mask! -我们投票了! -口罩！
Didn't we agree? 我们不是说好了吗？
We didn't agree to be offended by this slut! 我们可没同意被这个荡妇冒犯！
- Porn Teacher, indeed! - Really? -色情老师 千真万确！ -真的吗？
I wasn't a slut when you tried to bribe me to let your brat pass. 你想贿赂我让你的臭小子通过时 我可不是个荡妇
- You throw bribes left and right. - Small gifts! - 你到处行贿 -只是小礼物！
They're called bribes, Madam. 这叫贿赂 夫人
And you resort to bribery! 然后你就开始行贿了！
You passed yourself off as Roma so your child could get to a good school. 你把自己伪装成罗姆人 这样你的孩子就可以上一所好学校
- Not true. - Thus taking a poor Roma child's place! - 不是这样的 -这样你就夺走了一个可怜的罗姆孩子的位置！
You're filth! 你这个肮脏的东西
I'll make you swallow that, bitch! 我会让你承认的 婊子！
You heard me, idiot! 你听到我说的了 白痴！
Acting so high and mighty, bribing left and right! 表现得趾高气扬 到处行贿!
You call the government corrupt, but you want a slice of the pie! 你说政府腐败 但你想分一杯羹！
And pry into people's intimacy like pigs! 像猪一样窥探别人的隐私！
Back to reason, ladies! 回到原点 女士们！
Show some respect, ladies! 放尊重点 女士们！
You're acting like Gypsies! 你们就像吉普赛人一样！
Some teacher! 某个老师！
Please go back to your seats. 请回到座位上去
Check if she's injured. 看看她有没有受伤
Calm down, take deep breaths. 冷静下来 深呼吸
...We've only kept you a moment. …我们只耽误你一小会儿
- You won't be voting. - But Mum said to vote against. - 你不会投票的 -但是妈妈说要投反对票
Your mum should have been here, not at home, texting. 你妈妈应该在这里 而不是在家里发短信
WhatsApp votes will not be counted. WhatsApp的投票不会被计算在内
All parents should have attended our debate of ideas. 所有的父母都应该参加我们的观点辩论
- Grandparents don't vote either. - How so? - 祖父母也不能投票 -为什么？
You, Mr. Axinte, for always being so industrious 你 阿辛特先生 你总是那么勤奋
and, Schrödinger's cat-like, 而且像薛定谔的猫一样
having both a daughter and a granddaughter in this class, 你有一个女儿和一个孙女在这个班上
get to vote, but only for your daughter. 她们可以投票 但只能给你的女儿
Good breeder! 好家伙！
That's not fair, I could have called my daughter to vote as mother! 这不公平 我本来可以叫我女儿去做妈妈的！
- Well, you only get one vote. - Karel Throat! 你只有一票 -卡雷尔喉咙！
Who wants Mrs. - one moment! - 谁想要夫人—等一下! —
- Mrs. Cilibiu staying as your children's teacher? —谁想要塞利比夫人留下来做你孩子的老师？
We want her to stay! 我们想让她留下来！
10. And those against? 10. 反对者呢？
We won't be guinea pigs For a simple flu! 我们不会因为简单的流感而成为小白鼠！
14! 14
I'm sorry, Emi. 对不起 艾米
I think it's more fair if you resign. 我认为你辞职更公平
The parents have made their choice. 父母们已经做出了他们的选择
Right. 对
- I will. - Consummatum est! - 我会的 -圆满完成！
To quote Thomas Aquinas when he ate a pike. 引用托马斯 · 阿奎那吃梭子鱼的话
Wait a moment. 等一下
I am sorry. 对不起
Crawl out of here! 爬出去！
...The film was but a joke, And here it ends. 这部电影只是个玩笑 它到此为止
There's more of us by far. 到目前为止 我们的人数还不止这些
- 14. - Run off home, slut! - 14 -滚回家吧 贱人
There we have it. 就这样了
- I'm sorry, Emi. - Teacher! - 对不起 艾米 -老师！
What hurts more than defeat Or my wounds, or my plight 还有什么比失败更让我痛苦 或我的伤痛 或我的困境
Are these loathsome arms Now refusing to fight! 这些令人痛恨的武器现在拒绝战斗!
I'll ask you to resign, I - 我要请你辞职 我—
Is anything wrong? 有什么问题吗？
I told you she's a Jew! 我告诉过你她是犹太人！
What is she doing to him? 她对他做了什么？